
A guinea fowl as 007?
A guinea fowl as 007?
A bit of context: The following picture comes from the Rifftrax forum. The commentary on CR made a joke about Daniel Craig looking like a guinea fowl. I posted that I couldn't see the resemblance and someone posted this picture in response.


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In theory, the joke about Daniel Craig looking like a guinea foul does not make much sense.
But their (the Rifftrax team) jokes are off the cuff and funny at the time, and funny because they are stupid and do not make much sense!
He doesn't look like a guinea fowl; but the joke is funny.
But their (the Rifftrax team) jokes are off the cuff and funny at the time, and funny because they are stupid and do not make much sense!
He doesn't look like a guinea fowl; but the joke is funny.
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Re: A guinea fowl as 007?
An improvement on the recent casting decision of CraigKristatos wrote:A bit of context: The following picture comes from the Rifftrax forum. The commentary on CR made a joke about Daniel Craig looking like a guinea fowl. I posted that I couldn't see the resemblance and someone posted this picture in response.

What about Ben Grimm(The Fantastic 4) as James Bond?
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Re: A guinea fowl as 007?
Jessica Alba in her tight Invisible Girl threads would be a more watchable Bond, I don't know whyjames stock wrote:An improvement on the recent casting decision of CraigKristatos wrote:A bit of context: The following picture comes from the Rifftrax forum. The commentary on CR made a joke about Daniel Craig looking like a guinea fowl. I posted that I couldn't see the resemblance and someone posted this picture in response.
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What about Ben Grimm(The Fantastic 4) as James Bond?

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