Just started watching it for the first time since 1983.
God, what a piece of crap.
So, some Cuban-looking nation is having a horse race, Bond gets apprehended planting something on their high-tech flashy-thing, and two MPs just happen to be wearing WHITE parachutes with spring-loaded drogues and ripcords, instead of static lines, with no reserves, no helmets and no obvious plans for any airborne operations, then takes a tiny little jet into acrobatics against a conveniently waiting SAM that can do U-turns, before filling it up with low octane gas or Diesel #1 instead of grade 80 Jet A, and will somehow fly the next 5 minutes into safe territory in a red white and blue stunt plane while what's left of their military looks for him, and then we have Rita Coolidge's voice being abused for a love song.
No wonder it's one of three Bond films I don't own. (MR and QoS being the other two.)
Even for Bond this is ridiculous, and garbage to boot.
Octopussy
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Re: Octopussy
What do you think of A View to a Kill ?
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Re: Octopussy
I'd take octopussy, a view to a kill and moonraker over quantum of snotface anyday, anything's better then that, even bond as a clown
which ironically he is now.
Bond....James bond....Rest in peace (1964-2002)
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Re: Octopussy
I do agree with that. They were entertaining schlock vs tedious crap.shaken not stirred wrote:I'd take octopussy, a view to a kill and moonraker over quantum of snotface anyday, anything's better then that, even bond as a clownwhich ironically he is now.
VTAK is bad, too. If Chris Walken can't be scary, the director has screwed up.
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FREEHOLD: DEFIANCE (editor), Baen Books, May 2021
THAT WAS NOW, THIS IS THEN, Baen Books, Dec 2021
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Re: Octopussy
I like it as it is a big OTT adventure film with Roger Moore. I love the pre-credit sequence with Roger and his fake mustache; but I can see how it could be bit much for some fans!
I also love the East German setting at the end. And it includes Louis Jourdan, Maud Adams and Steve Berkoff doing a loony 80's Soviet villian.
I also love the East German setting at the end. And it includes Louis Jourdan, Maud Adams and Steve Berkoff doing a loony 80's Soviet villian.
Bring back Bond!
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Re: Octopussy
Just posted a review of Carte Blanche by Gabrielle Malcolm and she had a comment about the Bond series 'jumping the Shark' with Roger Moore and finally getting back on track with Pierce. I enjoy Gabrielle's writing (she had a wonderful tribute to Liz Sladen).
I enjoyed Rogers movies for a lot of reasons, it is heartbreaking to see his movies with the knowledge of where the series goes 30 years later with Daniel.
I enjoyed Rogers movies for a lot of reasons, it is heartbreaking to see his movies with the knowledge of where the series goes 30 years later with Daniel.
"Those were the days when we still associated Bond with suave, old school actors such as Sean Connery and Roger Moore,"
"Daniel didn't have a hint of suave about him," - Patsy Palmer