And to our British friends, Don't take it so hard

We just wanted to have the rights of English men without actually being English.

perhaps it was the French fires fault

though you did win us over with Bond. Only took 150 years!


Chief of Staff, 007's gone round the bend. Says someone's been trying to feed him a poisoned banana. Fellow's lost his nerve. Been in the hospital too long. Better call him home.
He does have a bit of Roger Moore in him.stockslivevan wrote:Bond would have had American ties, if this guy took the role...