Who would be the worst James Bond ever?

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Who would be the worst James Bond ever?

Post by FormerBondFan »

Here my list below:

Jim Carrey
Drew Carey
Adam Sandler
Vin Diesel
Sylvester Stallone
Steven Seagal
Kobe Bryant
Michael Jordan
Shaquille O'Neal
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Goldberg
Kevin Nash
The Undertaker
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Jackie Chan
Paul Heyman
Vanilla Ice
Michael Jackson
Marilyn Manson

Who's on your list?
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Daniel Craig 8)
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Michael Jackson. :shock:
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Bruce Willis
Billy Bob Thornton
Orlando Bloom
Bill Nighy
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Burt Reynolds :shock:
How the hell did that almost happen? Thank god Cubby stoped it!
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Post by Junior_Bond »

Just for reference did you guys know that 'James Brolin' was screentested
for OCTOPUSSY, before RM agreed to sign up again.
I have seen pictures of James Brolin as Bond with Vijay in some scenes
on the web.
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Junior_Bond wrote:Just for reference did you guys know that 'James Brolin' was screentested
for OCTOPUSSY, before RM agreed to sign up again.
I have seen pictures of James Brolin as Bond with Vijay in some scenes
on the web.
James Brolin!!!! :o WTF
An American should never be 007. Unless of course they are ;)
Maybe under the right circumstances an American would be the right choice, doubt it.
The help wanted ad should read must speak English with English/Scottish/ Irish/or Welsh accent.

James Borlin does have bit of RMooreishness to him.
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Post by Commander 0077 »

Dr. No wrote:Burt Reynolds :shock:
How the hell did that almost happen? Thank god Cubby stoped it!
:lol:

Better to have Burt Saxby

Oh -- Youtube Tom Hanks James Bond. This will split the sides at headquarters
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Marc Warren?
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George W Bush
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FormerBondFan wrote:George W Bush
Not to be too political how about Dick Cheney? –star of the original Die Another Day ;)
Make them serious nudes!
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I recall when Pierce Brosnan landed the role back in '94 there were some bookies predicting Denzel Washington as a possible Bond
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I can't think of anyone worse. He's a very over rated actor in my opinion.
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What about Michael Jackson? He would be 100 times worse than Denzel, and he's better off as the next unofficial Bond in my opinion.
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Noted Bond fan Robbie Williams would be another to be added to the list.
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Harvey Wallbanger wrote:Bruce Willis
Billy Bob Thornton
Orlando Bloom
Bill Nighy
Burt Reynolds, Colin Salmon, Ian Ogilvy, Ewan Mcgregor, Cary Grant, James Brolin. All these were seriously talked about as a possible Bond. i can't see any of them in the part.
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Post by Gary Seven »

I think Ian Ogilvy, Ewan Mcgregor, Cary Grant, and James Brolin would have made great Bonds.

Any reason why you don't particularly like these actors Adam?
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Rhys Ifans :lol: Seeing as they are going for a character actor for Bond these days.

Vladimir Putin could be considered for Bond too, smooth transition from Craig to Putin :lol:
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A little too smooth :lol: The story could be something like the twin knife throwers in Octopussy :lol: :lol:
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Commander 0077 wrote:A little too smooth :lol: The story could be something like the twin knife throwers in Octopussy :lol: :lol:
:lol: Thats true Commander, i would thought another appalling choice for Bond would be DJ Qualls from Road Trip :lol: or Boris Becker he looks a little like Craig, he could be Vijay if they threaten to remake the old 007's
which sadly may just happen :cry: :lol:
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Post by Kristatos »

Timmy Mallett.
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