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Imagine this scenario

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You're sitting on an inter-city Virgin train from Chester to London. As the train pulls out of the station, who should sit in the seat across from you but Daniel Craig, on his way to a business meeting in London after visiting family in his hometown of Chester. Yes, I know that in real life, he'd probably be ferried there in a limo, but indulge me. What would you say to him (I'm not directing this at the pro-Craigers here, I know the situation would be a lot less awkward for you)? Would you be polite, or would you be brutally honest and tell him exactly what you thought of him in Casino Royale?
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If I met Craig on the train, I think I would be polite enough to leave him alone. On second thoughts, I'd kick his ass. :lol:
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I'd put on an oversized light blue suit jacket, pop in some metal teeth and try and throw him out the window.
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If we're to judge from the stories with Craig's run ins with fans and not so fans, I'd just be polite, nod. Then pull out of my bag a copy of the real Bond, YOLT, etc. And raise an eyebrow :?
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I'd say "Hi, I really appreciate your work, have a nice day" and move along. See? :wink: That's how you do it as opposed to sneaking close to him and taking a picture of his bum. :P
'd put on an oversized light blue suit jacket, pop in some metal teeth and try and throw him out the window.
That's how much you despise him? :shock:
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That's how much you despise him?
It was a joke. Never seen The Spy Who Loved Me?
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I'd be polite and wouldn't mention Bond unless he brought it up. If he finally got up the courage to ask me what I thought I'd tell him and ask for the $20 bucks I wasted back.
Now if i was in a dark mood I change cars to the one a head then discount his car from the rest of the train. :P
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Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry wrote:
That's how much you despise him?
It was a joke. Never seen The Spy Who Loved Me?
My goodness. :oops: :lol: I need to get back to my Bond phase again when talking about the subject.
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