Quantum of Solace: The Abridged Script

[CaptainLewis]

Very good spoof of the script, but does contain some strong language: http://www.the-editing-room.com/quantum-of-solace.html

Casino Royale: http://www.the-editing-room.com/casinoroyale.html

Die Another Day: http://www.the-editing-room.com/dieanotherday.html

The World is Not Enough: http://www.the-editing-room.com/twine.html

Enjoy!

[katied]

Those were hilarious, especially their version of QOS' theme song.

[Dr. No]

Thanks!

DANIEL CRAIG

As soon as I evade these random, nameless pursuers, I can have Judi Dench interrogate you!

JESPER CHRISTENSEN

Great, I have some questions for her, too. For example, why is she the only person willing to be in every single one of these dumbass movies?

DANIEL evades the WHOEVERS and the opening credits sequence starts.

ALICIA KEYS AND JACK WHITE

A plot wide open,

An overuse of grime,

A villain with water,

A franchise past its prime!

A film soon on cable,

Made just to make a dime!

A movie that you think that you can trust,

is just,

another waste of tiiiime!

[katied]

ALICIA KEYS AND JACK WHITE

A plot wide open,

An overuse of grime,

A villain with water,

A franchise past its prime!

A film soon on cable,

Made just to make a dime!

A movie that you think that you can trust,

is just,

another waste of tiiiime!

So true, especially the "Franchise past its prime" part!

[oscartheman]

ALICIA KEYS AND JACK WHITE

A plot wide open,

An overuse of grime,

A villain with water,

A franchise past its prime!

A film soon on cable,

Made just to make a dime!

A movie that you think that you can trust,

is just,

another waste of tiiiime!

So true, especially the "Franchise past its prime" part!

you can say that again.

[katied]

The Bond franchise will continue to be past its prime as long as the gruesome twosome(Mikey'n'Babs) are running EON.....trying to keep up with "current" trends, but failing. Miserably.