Favorite Movies: Bullitt, The Long Good Friday, The Towering Inferno, Jaws, Rocky, Superman the Movie, McVicar, Goodfellas, Get Carter, Three Days of the Condor, Butch & Sundance, The Sting, All the Presidents Men
BJ and Katied go on a mission to walk up to local folk and ask what they think of Craig as Bond. As both have split up, BJ encounters five male who like Craig's Bond and ten female comment that they find him sexy. When Katied finds BJ, she asks "so did you find anyone who likes Craig as Bond?", BJ replied "No."
So it's been established that they obviously are targeting middle aged women with the Craigsicle.I wonder what sort of bizzare product they'll come up with next
Favorite Movies: Bullitt, The Long Good Friday, The Towering Inferno, Jaws, Rocky, Superman the Movie, McVicar, Goodfellas, Get Carter, Three Days of the Condor, Butch & Sundance, The Sting, All the Presidents Men
BJ and Katied go on a mission to walk up to local folk and ask what they think of Craig as Bond. As both have split up, BJ encounters five male who like Craig's Bond and ten female comment that they find him sexy. When Katied finds BJ, she asks "so did you find anyone who likes Craig as Bond?", BJ replied "No."
CHAPTER TWO - 2 years ealier....
Ther was a young girl called Katied, who started obsessing about all things Daniel Craig, and even went to the cinema 11 times to see CR. She posted endless worshipping messages about him on MI6, but then got into an ugly spat with moderators for bullying a particular individual who was anti-Craig, and had the nerve to change his opinion frequently. She then decided to leave MI6 in a huff, and set up camp in another forum called DCINB, to suddenly, overnight, hate all things Daniel Craig.........and MI6.
Willy and Monty Python were very sad boys. They loved a spy who'd not love them back. They were thrilled and tempted by other spies, mindless, obsessive and destructive in their paths. No rhyme of reason for these dime store book Spies was needed. The ran, they dashed, they jump and punched like world wrestling league was securing Blofeld's layer. It was a guilty pleasure because they knew in their hearts they were being untrue to their first love. The one they swore always to cherish. The sneaking around continued all the while their hearts were becoming more twisted and more perverse.
Then one day out of the blue they met a girl with daddy issues who's heart was as twisted and perverted as their own. Only more so for she deep down to the core of her being resented the whole of her fathers creation and all who enabled him by loving that creation. This wasn't simply a sibling she could belittle or have killed. No this was an Icon she had always struggled with. It took from her all the attention and adoration she knew she deserved. She was tormented though many dark sleepless nights, turmoil bubbling over in her black heart longing for the day when her patents would no longer stand in her way.
On that day she struck. Dumbfounding all who knew her fathers work, loving it flaws and all. She then dumbfounded the world by championing a man whom her father would not have bothered to spit on. She confounded them more as she tore down the rich history her father had constructed, crumpling it all into a little ball and tossing it in the fire, replacing it with what she knew her father disapproved of and then scornfully mocking the body of work accomplished over her father and mothers lifetime.
It was then our boys Willy and Monty found the girl of their dreams, who's heart was as darkly twisted and perverted as their own. She said to them "Boys follow me!" They called to her "we're not sure." She called back "I know what it is that bothers you boys, I know what it is your shriveled hearts and demented minds desire. I've seen you in the darkness of the dank cineplex, coveting what you hearts desired but what you minds would never let you fully possess. Together you and I, we will kill the old king, who was not really a kind and goodly king at all but a demon, one who tormented us all or lives. We shall kill that old king and replace him with one of our own choosing, one who will be like those pulp fiction heroes of the silver screen we desire so much. We will shall make him more than King, we will erect a god who none will be allowed to question. They will say to us "when will Bond be Bond again?" and we will say to they "nay! curse thy own eyes for he is already there, standing ten feet tall in front of thee. Humble thy head and drop to thy knees in reverence." Who will there be to question us? Not one, for I'll send out my most faithful of servants, you may snake and you my billy as priest of my new divine order."
So it was that the boy lost their souls as the power of the dark queen clouded their simple minds damning them to stumble though the world unaware of precisely how much it is they have lost.
Favorite Movies: Bullitt, The Long Good Friday, The Towering Inferno, Jaws, Rocky, Superman the Movie, McVicar, Goodfellas, Get Carter, Three Days of the Condor, Butch & Sundance, The Sting, All the Presidents Men
The middle aged women the popsicles are marketed to may be the age to be having hot flashes.It's too perfect!Get a hot flash, and cool down with the man every woman fantasises about.Supposedly.
Jackman just confirmed for Broadway with Craig. Poll question: will 1)Jackman 2)Craig 3)Both 4) Neither .......be nominated for a Tony award? Will Broccoli, who is producing it, stack the deck and make sure Craig gets a nomination? Will she fall Ga-Ga for Jackman seeing him a lot now?
Favorite Movies: Bullitt, The Long Good Friday, The Towering Inferno, Jaws, Rocky, Superman the Movie, McVicar, Goodfellas, Get Carter, Three Days of the Condor, Butch & Sundance, The Sting, All the Presidents Men
bjmdds wrote:Jackman just confirmed for Broadway with Craig. Poll question: will 1)Jackman 2)Craig 3)Both 4) Neither .......be nominated for a Tony award? Will Broccoli, who is producing it, stack the deck and make sure Craig gets a nomination? Will she fall Ga-Ga for Jackman seeing him a lot now?
The bigger question is, will you see it, being Stateside.
There is no chance of me seeing it right now, as I'm living in New Delhi at the mo.......
bjmdds wrote:Jackman just confirmed for Broadway with Craig. Poll question: will 1)Jackman 2)Craig 3)Both 4) Neither .......be nominated for a Tony award? Will Broccoli, who is producing it, stack the deck and make sure Craig gets a nomination? Will she fall Ga-Ga for Jackman seeing him a lot now?
I caught the tail end of Entertainment Tonight's story about that.So it's official (the eye roll is more for Craig that for Jackman )
bjmdds wrote:Jackman just confirmed for Broadway with Craig. Poll question: will 1)Jackman 2)Craig 3)Both 4) Neither .......be nominated for a Tony award? Will Broccoli, who is producing it, stack the deck and make sure Craig gets a nomination? Will she fall Ga-Ga for Jackman seeing him a lot now?
The bigger question is, will you see it, being Stateside.
There is no chance of me seeing it right now, as I'm living in New Delhi at the mo.......
New Delhi? How did that come about? No more UK? How is the food? Do New Delhi women fancy Craig?
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bjmdds wrote:Jackman just confirmed for Broadway with Craig. Poll question: will 1)Jackman 2)Craig 3)Both 4) Neither .......be nominated for a Tony award? Will Broccoli, who is producing it, stack the deck and make sure Craig gets a nomination? Will she fall Ga-Ga for Jackman seeing him a lot now?
I caught the tail end of Entertainment Tonight's story about that.So it's official (the eye roll is more for Craig that for Jackman )
Instead of the focus on Bond, the next several months will focus on Eon trying to front their Bond against the man who should be Bond. With Broccoli producing this rubbish storyline, look for liberalism to ring through the play.
bjmdds wrote:Jackman just confirmed for Broadway with Craig. Poll question: will 1)Jackman 2)Craig 3)Both 4) Neither .......be nominated for a Tony award? Will Broccoli, who is producing it, stack the deck and make sure Craig gets a nomination? Will she fall Ga-Ga for Jackman seeing him a lot now?
I caught the tail end of Entertainment Tonight's story about that.So it's official (the eye roll is more for Craig that for Jackman )
Instead of the focus on Bond, the next several months will focus on Eon trying to front their Bond against the man who should be Bond. With Broccoli producing this rubbish storyline, look for liberalism to ring through the play.
I can't wait to see how this gets spun at the Craig lover board(s)-I'm sure there'll be at least one fan that will shell out money to see it and come back raving about how great Craig was and glossing over the fact Jackman was in it. Typical.
bjmdds wrote:Jackman just confirmed for Broadway with Craig. Poll question: will 1)Jackman 2)Craig 3)Both 4) Neither .......be nominated for a Tony award? Will Broccoli, who is producing it, stack the deck and make sure Craig gets a nomination? Will she fall Ga-Ga for Jackman seeing him a lot now?
1) Don't know. I know nothing about the Tonys.
2) I don't think she has that much power.
3) I doubt it, he's not really her type. Too...Bondian.
"He's the one that doesn't smile" - Queen Elizabeth II on Daniel Craig
Favorite Movies: Bullitt, The Long Good Friday, The Towering Inferno, Jaws, Rocky, Superman the Movie, McVicar, Goodfellas, Get Carter, Three Days of the Condor, Butch & Sundance, The Sting, All the Presidents Men
bjmdds wrote:New Delhi? How did that come about? No more UK? How is the food? Do New Delhi women fancy Craig?
I'm on a 2 year contract with work. Food is ok but I'm sick of curry now (never thought I'd say that). My stomach is finally hardening up to `Delhi belly'.
I've no idea if Indian women fancy Craig.........(yet) !
Favorite Movies: Bullitt, The Long Good Friday, The Towering Inferno, Jaws, Rocky, Superman the Movie, McVicar, Goodfellas, Get Carter, Three Days of the Condor, Butch & Sundance, The Sting, All the Presidents Men
katied wrote:I can't wait to see how this gets spun at the Craig lover board(s)-I'm sure there'll be at least one fan that will shell out money to see it and come back raving about how great Craig was and glossing over the fact Jackman was in it. Typical.
Yawwwwwn!
And the sad, bitter, pathetic MI6 vendetta continues.......
bjmdds wrote:New Delhi? How did that come about? No more UK? How is the food? Do New Delhi women fancy Craig?
I'm on a 2 year contract with work. Food is ok but I'm sick of curry now (never thought I'd say that). My stomach is finally hardening up to `Delhi belly'.
I've no idea if Indian women fancy Craig.........(yet) !
Glad you liked it mate. I probably should be docked for the time it took to write it 
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(the eye roll is more for Craig that for Jackman 
Do New Delhi women fancy Craig? 
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