Written by Jesus Budda
29 October 2008 New James Bond film is s**t, say's teenage girl A teenage girl who has seen the movie has labeled the latest outing in the James Bond franchise, Quantum of Solace, "s**t"
Mary Porter, 15, said it was " a bit s**t" and that lead actor Daniel Craig was "an ugly, grumpy Bas***d".
Mary, who has seen 2 of the previous 22 Bond movies, considers herself a bit of an expert when it comes to film reviews. It was she who said that High School Musical 3 was "alright" - a view echoed by many teenagers worldwide. She also gave two thumbs up to the Hannah Montana movie, decribing it as "alright".
Probed for further reactions to the Bond movie, Mary was forthcoming:
"It was boring. I said to my friend Joan, like, what's happening here? And she said ' I don't know. So I said: Boring'. And she said 'yeah'. And I said ' 'suppose so'. And, like, it was "
The producers of Quantum of Solace have hit back at Mary's review saying that the opinion of one teenage girl was insignificant to a mighty corporation like theres.
Mary herself immediately stuck back with a "whatever".
The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
I never did cried over a bad review. The only comments I've made on them was that they still praised Craig and that I still hope that I get to enjoy it when I see it myself. Nash and Sweeney share that as well. Even the anti-Craigs respect that. You however as always are just disrespectful.
Favorite Bond Movie: Octopussy From Russia With Love The Living Daylights On Her Majestys Secret Service Doctor No .... Ah heck all of them
Favorite Movies: Lawrence Of Arabia, Forrest Gump, Jaws, The Shawshank Redemption, Vertigo, The Odd Couple, Zoolander, Cool Hand Luke, The Great Escape...many more.
Location: Well here obviously. At the moment of course
Written by Jesus Budda
29 October 2008 New James Bond film is s**t, say's teenage girl A teenage girl who has seen the movie has labeled the latest outing in the James Bond franchise, Quantum of Solace, "s**t"
Mary Porter, 15, said it was " a bit s**t" and that lead actor Daniel Craig was "an ugly, grumpy Bas***d".
Mary, who has seen 2 of the previous 22 Bond movies, considers herself a bit of an expert when it comes to film reviews. It was she who said that High School Musical 3 was "alright" - a view echoed by many teenagers worldwide. She also gave two thumbs up to the Hannah Montana movie, decribing it as "alright".
Probed for further reactions to the Bond movie, Mary was forthcoming:
"It was boring. I said to my friend Joan, like, what's happening here? And she said ' I don't know. So I said: Boring'. And she said 'yeah'. And I said ' 'suppose so'. And, like, it was "
The producers of Quantum of Solace have hit back at Mary's review saying that the opinion of one teenage girl was insignificant to a mighty corporation like theres.
Mary herself immediately stuck back with a "whatever".
The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
Mary Porter, 15, said it was " a bit s**t" and that lead actor Daniel Craig was "an ugly, grumpy Bas***d".
Written by Jesus Budda
29 October 2008 New James Bond film is s**t, say's teenage girl A teenage girl who has seen the movie has labeled the latest outing in the James Bond franchise, Quantum of Solace, "s**t"
Mary Porter, 15, said it was " a bit s**t" and that lead actor Daniel Craig was "an ugly, grumpy Bas***d".
Mary, who has seen 2 of the previous 22 Bond movies, considers herself a bit of an expert when it comes to film reviews. It was she who said that High School Musical 3 was "alright" - a view echoed by many teenagers worldwide. She also gave two thumbs up to the Hannah Montana movie, decribing it as "alright".
Probed for further reactions to the Bond movie, Mary was forthcoming:
"It was boring. I said to my friend Joan, like, what's happening here? And she said ' I don't know. So I said: Boring'. And she said 'yeah'. And I said ' 'suppose so'. And, like, it was "
The producers of Quantum of Solace have hit back at Mary's review saying that the opinion of one teenage girl was insignificant to a mighty corporation like theres.
Mary herself immediately stuck back with a "whatever".
The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
Mary Porter, 15, said it was " a bit s**t" and that lead actor Daniel Craig was "an ugly, grumpy Bas***d".
That was going to be my review.
How did this become a problem?
Written by ace reporter by Jesus Budda for Christ sake. It doesn't get any better. Wink and a smile, this is fictitious in bold red letters.
Stocks got it, katied got it, Nash got it, is the personal dislike really that great?
I dunno,I'll go see it and post a *honest* review but I don't want to hear complaining if it's a bad review.That'll fall upon deaf (pro-Craig) rars,,with all likelihood
I have 6 free tickets and I'm honestly not sure I'll go see it. This may be a better Blu-ray to fast forward through or just plain stop.
Right now I shudder to think of sitting through the Another Way To Die blaring in theater surround sound.
