Craig wants a paedophile Bond

Post by **Kristatos** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:46 pm

Quoted in Le Poisson (France):

Daniel Craig has revealed how Vesper's death has affected him in the next Bond film, Quantum of Solace - he will develop a taste for underage girls. "The worldwide success of Casino Royale gave us a licence to take Bond in an edgier direction", Craig said. "We toyed with the idea of making him gay, but decided in this day and age, that wouldn't push the envelope quite as far as we'd like. In this next outing, Bond decides that the only girl who won't hurt him the way Vesper did would be someone innocent and untouched. He falls hard for the 13-year-old daughter of...but I've already said too much". At the time of going to press, EON could not be reached for comment.

Post by **The Sweeney** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:29 pm

Same old same old. I really hate the press for making these things up, which I'm sure it is. I read the same article this morning also (can't remember where it was).

Must be a slow news day in France today....

Post by **007** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:28 pm

Is it April the 1st again already?

stockslivevan · Post by **stockslivevan** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:46 pm

BJ will love this.

"See?! I told you the 'surprises' that Forster promised us would be bad!"

Post by **Kristatos** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:33 pm

Meh, I was hoping somebody would fall for it. I guess people aren't as gullible as I thought.

Post by **007** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:05 pm

I used to have a subscription to Le Poisson magazine. It's gone downhill in the last few years.

Gary Seven · Post by **Gary Seven** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:56 pm

He is not far off being one in Solace with the casting of Fields.

Post by **bjmdds** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:10 am

stockslivevan wrote:BJ will love this.

"See?! I told you the 'surprises' that Forster promised us would be bad!"

It would be a sad day in Bond folklore if that ever happened.

Sylvia Trench · Post by **Sylvia Trench** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:40 pm

Why would you even post something like this?

Are you sick in the head or something?

Kristatos probably got off to posting this just because he's some leader of a child porn web ring.

Post by **Kristatos** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:21 pm

Sylvia Trench wrote:Why would you even post something like this?

Are you sick in the head or something?

Kristatos probably got off to posting this just because he's some leader of a child porn web ring.

Because you're new, I won't respond to that last sentence. All I'll say is, look at the date on the first post before jumping to conclusions.

Post by **Mazer Rackham** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:44 pm

Sylvia Trench wrote:Why would you even post something like this?

Are you sick in the head or something?

Kristatos probably got off to posting this just because he's some leader of a child porn web ring.

Another mi6 goon obsessed with this site

what a surprise

Too much to be expected to read the thread I guess. Too many words i reckon. I get it, I do big adverbs, verbs, nouns, pronouns, adjectives can be scary.
Mr. Kristatos you are the joke master. Seriously kidding a side great spoof
Poor April Fools from mi6 came a little late to the party, the dim bulb from may eventually brighten and get the joke