The BJMDDS General Discussion Thread......

[Kristatos]

Small sample size, but still....

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[Omega]

Small sample size, but still....

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I remember the hired Craig going “gritty and realistic” because 9/11 happened , yet DAD was a 2002 movie


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[Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry]

Yeah, lol, it's pretty spot on. I also like the "producer" shrugging when the "writer" explains that Blofeld is back and also "sort of Bond's brother."

and the I feel nothing about the revelation

And I felt nothing about the revelation as well!

Here is a picture of Daniel Craig from the article. I posted it as I know Dirtybenny and Capt. Flandry like to pick up fashion tips from him.

Yes, I always look to Craig for the latest in over the hill, snug, hipster chic!

As I have said before, why doesn't Daniel Craig wear clothes that fit?

[dirtybenny]

As I have said before, why doesn't Daniel Craig wear clothes that fit?

I imagine it has something to do with his narcissism and inability to admit his age.

[Omega]

As I have said before, why doesn't Daniel Craig wear clothes that fit?

I imagine it has something to do with his narcissism and inability to admit his age.

I always thought it was funny back in 2008 Gemma what’s her face compared kissing Craig to kissing her dad, and then married Craig’s stunt man




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[Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry]

I watched Mr Bean today and he put the wrong pair of trousers on. It reminded me of Craig's trousers.....

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu19Zr6M93g[/video]

[dirtybenny]

I watched Mr Bean today and he put the wrong pair of trousers on. It reminded me of Craig's trousers.....

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu19Zr6M93g[/video]

Had they played the Bond Theme over the top of the video it could have been a scene straight out of NTTD, however they don't play the Bond Theme in the films anymore so...

[bjmdds]

Cages full of cats and dogs waiting for slaughter and the unsanitary preparation of animals is again reportedly a common sight in Chinese food markets, often called wet-markets, according to in-country correspondents with the Daily Mail

[Kristatos]

No Time To Die "will feature Bond's first gay sex scene".

[dirtybenny]

No Time To Die "will feature Bond's first gay sex scene".

You forget they already had one!

[Kristatos]

No Time To Die "will feature Bond's first gay sex scene".

You forget they already had one!

I wouldn't really call that a "sex scene", though. (Edit: I just found out that Tapatalk totally messed up the formatting on my post, spoiling the joke. Oh well.)

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[dirtybenny]

No Time To Die "will feature Bond's first gay sex scene".

You forget they already had one!

I wouldn't really call that a "sex scene", though. (Edit: I just found out that Tapatalk totally messed up the formatting on my post, spoiling the joke. Oh well.)

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The joke worked for me, I just didn't want to refer to it and spoil the punchline.

I mean sure, it's not hard core pornography, but it's as much a sex scene you would see in a PG-13 Bond film.

[Kristatos]

I mean sure, it's not hard core pornography, but it's as much a sex scene you would see in a PG-13 Bond film.

Not really, because they're not actually having sex. Bond is regularly seen in bed with women, and whilst there are obviously limits to what they can show, it's still more than a bit of non-consensual flirting.

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[dirtybenny]

I mean sure, it's not hard core pornography, but it's as much a sex scene you would see in a PG-13 Bond film.

Not really, because they're not actually having sex. Bond is regularly seen in bed with women, and whilst there are obviously limits to what they can show, it's still more than a bit of non-consensual flirting.

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Eh... "non-consensual?" I'd say Craig's expression would say otherwise.

BTW, my tongue is pressed firmly in cheek on all this.

[Omega]

No Time To Die "will feature Bond's first gay sex scene".

You forget they already had one!

I wouldn't really call that a "sex scene", though. (Edit: I just found out that Tapatalk totally messed up the formatting on my post, spoiling the joke. Oh well.)

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I was wondering about that. Tapatalk over and out


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[Kristatos]

Eh... "non-consensual?" I'd say Craig's expression would say otherwise.

BTW, my tongue is pressed firmly in cheek on all this.

Maybe, but in-story, Bond was Silva's captive. That's what I meant by non-consensual.

[Kristatos]

Mark Kermode's Secrets of Cinema tonight at 9pm on BBC4 is all about the spy movie, and naturally features lots of Bond, according to the previews.

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[bjmdds]

Seydoux told the Daily Mail that fans should prepare for waterworks when they finally get to see the new film.

“There's a lot of emotion in this Bond,” she said. “It's very moving. I bet you're going to cry. When I watched it, I cried, which is weird because I am in it.” The French actor also discussed the ways in which her character breaks the mould of the stereotypical “Bond girl” in that she is “not a character written to please men”.---------the only person that will be crying is Broccoli over the end of her pet sloth in the Bond role A tearjerker Bond plot? A Bond "girl" that men will NOT like? Who is the target audience for this mayhem? Madness DB, this is food for thought

[dirtybenny]

Food for thought indeed BJ, however it's nothing but junk food. Just more of the usual "different kind of Bond girl" BS we've been subject to for decades.

As to getting all weepy over this film, how do they figure? The only way possible would be the Craig Bond's death, otherwise who would care? Who would cry over Swann or Lynch's character or even one of the MI6 staff dying? Nobody else has been established as worth caring about!

[bjmdds]

Indiana Jones 5 has just been delayed by an entire year, until 2022 Again. While Disney largely focused on Star Wars after purchasing Lucasfilm for more than $4 billion in 2012, another major franchise that made its way to the Mouse House in the landmark deal was Indiana Jones. For several years now, the plan has been to get Harrison Ford back for one more go-around as the whip-cracking icon. Now, thanks to some necessary reshuffling of Disney's entire release calendar for 2020 and 2021, the wait just got even longer. Ford will be 80 by then