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Re: Dirty Benny's Weekly Rant

Postby dirtybenny » Wed Feb 12, 2020 10:43 pm

Newest rant:

http://danielcraigisnotbond.com/index/b ... /super-ad/


And yes Capt, this is in fact Casino Royale 5 cuz it sure ain't Bond!
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Re: Dirty Benny's Weekly Rant

Postby Kristatos » Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:50 am

What is "shilling man panties on YouTube" a reference to?

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Re: Dirty Benny's Weekly Rant

Postby dirtybenny » Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:24 pm

Kris, you must have missed my rant entitled Well Heeled Fanboys, that or your subconscious pushed it from your mind because of the horrors collected within it!

I'm referring to individuals such as this gentleman:
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He and members of his ilk dissect Craig's wardrobe right down to his underpants, then extol the virtues of those undergarments in their videos.
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At any rate thanks for pointing out the confusion, that's what I rely on you folks for. I'll correct it with a link in the rant.
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Re: Dirty Benny's Weekly Rant

Postby Veronica » Sun Feb 16, 2020 12:34 pm

dirtybenny wrote:Newest rant:

http://danielcraigisnotbond.com/index/b ... /super-ad/


And yes Capt, this is in fact Casino Royale 5 cuz it sure ain't Bond!


A disappearing audience, LOL :lol:
And putting Brosnan's photo right under Craig's really doesn't do old sport Daniel any favors...
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Re: Dirty Benny's Weekly Rant

Postby dirtybenny » Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:21 am

New rant:

http://danielcraigisnotbond.com/index/b ... -premiere/



Veronica wrote:A disappearing audience, LOL :lol:
And putting Brosnan's photo right under Craig's really doesn't do old sport Daniel any favors...


Thanks V!
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Re: Dirty Benny's Weekly Rant

Postby Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry » Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:02 pm

DB did you see Craig's strange utterings in his latest interview? Together with a picture where he looks like a gay midget from the 80s. :evil: :evil:

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Re: Dirty Benny's Weekly Rant

Postby Kristatos » Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:21 pm

Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry wrote:DB did you see Craig's strange utterings in his latest interview? Together with a picture where he looks like a gay midget from the 80s. :evil: :evil:

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Craig fans are using this as proof that Craig is not too old to play Bond. Have these people never heard of Photoshop?
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Re: Dirty Benny's Weekly Rant

Postby Atticus » Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:27 pm

Kristatos wrote:
Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry wrote:DB did you see Craig's strange utterings in his latest interview? Together with a picture where he looks like a gay midget from the 80s. :evil: :evil:

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Craig fans are using this as proof that Craig is not too old to play Bond. Have these people never heard of Photoshop?

Definitely the magic of Photoshop.
Unfortunately, he looks like a member of the Village People.
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Re: Dirty Benny's Weekly Rant

Postby dirtybenny » Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:34 am

Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry wrote:DB did you see Craig's strange utterings in his latest interview? Together with a picture where he looks like a gay midget from the 80s. :evil: :evil:

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I had not seen that sir. Jeez that is straight from the most fertile crescent of the Uncanny Valley! I don't think Craig's skin was that clear when he was 38 years old in that infamous CR beach scene.

Yet there is something familiar about it...

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There it is I knew I saw that before!
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Re: Dirty Benny's Weekly Rant

Postby Omega » Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:06 am

Did I miss Craig coming out or something? What a very photoshopped picture. It looks like a cut and past from a very old porn mag.



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Re: Dirty Benny's Weekly Rant

Postby carl stromberg » Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:35 am

Omega wrote:Did I miss Craig coming out or something? What a very photoshopped picture. It looks like a cut and past from a very old porn mag.



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He is a bit odd looking. This is one of the main reasons people did not like his casting as Bond. He is more suited to character roles. Maybe he could have played a Bond villain.
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Re: Dirty Benny's Weekly Rant

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Re: Dirty Benny's Weekly Rant

Postby Omega » Fri Mar 27, 2020 3:04 am

Good rant, unfortunately auto correct got me in my reply.





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Re: Dirty Benny's Weekly Rant

Postby dirtybenny » Sun Mar 29, 2020 1:11 am

Omega wrote:Good rant, unfortunately auto correct got me in my reply.


Not to worry old boy, you got your point across well. And thanks for the compliment!
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Re: Dirty Benny's Weekly Rant

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Re: Dirty Benny's Weekly Rant

Postby Kristatos » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:55 pm

dirtybenny wrote:Another rant, hope you enjoy!

http://danielcraigisnotbond.com/index/b ... um-of-meh/
Did the theme song chart over there? It debuted at no 1 here, but I haven't followed its chart progress since.

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Re: Dirty Benny's Weekly Rant

Postby Omega » Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:26 pm

I haven’t heard the song played here


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Re: Dirty Benny's Weekly Rant

Postby dirtybenny » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:45 pm

Kristatos wrote:
dirtybenny wrote:Another rant, hope you enjoy!

http://danielcraigisnotbond.com/index/b ... um-of-meh/
Did the theme song chart over there? It debuted at no 1 here, but I haven't followed its chart progress since.

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Supposedly it peaked at #16, but like Big O says it got no time for airplay, at least not here in the San Francisco Bay Area.
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