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Newest rant:

http://danielcraigisnotbond.com/index/b ... /super-ad/


And yes Capt, this is in fact Casino Royale 5 cuz it sure ain't Bond!
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What is "shilling man panties on YouTube" a reference to?

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Kris, you must have missed my rant entitled Well Heeled Fanboys, that or your subconscious pushed it from your mind because of the horrors collected within it!

I'm referring to individuals such as this gentleman:
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He and members of his ilk dissect Craig's wardrobe right down to his underpants, then extol the virtues of those undergarments in their videos.
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At any rate thanks for pointing out the confusion, that's what I rely on you folks for. I'll correct it with a link in the rant.
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dirtybenny wrote:Newest rant:

http://danielcraigisnotbond.com/index/b ... /super-ad/


And yes Capt, this is in fact Casino Royale 5 cuz it sure ain't Bond!
A disappearing audience, LOL :lol:
And putting Brosnan's photo right under Craig's really doesn't do old sport Daniel any favors...
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New rant:

http://danielcraigisnotbond.com/index/b ... -premiere/


Veronica wrote:A disappearing audience, LOL :lol:
And putting Brosnan's photo right under Craig's really doesn't do old sport Daniel any favors...
Thanks V!
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DB did you see Craig's strange utterings in his latest interview? Together with a picture where he looks like a gay midget from the 80s. :evil: :evil:

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Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry wrote:DB did you see Craig's strange utterings in his latest interview? Together with a picture where he looks like a gay midget from the 80s. :evil: :evil:

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Craig fans are using this as proof that Craig is not too old to play Bond. Have these people never heard of Photoshop?
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Kristatos wrote:
Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry wrote:DB did you see Craig's strange utterings in his latest interview? Together with a picture where he looks like a gay midget from the 80s. :evil: :evil:

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Craig fans are using this as proof that Craig is not too old to play Bond. Have these people never heard of Photoshop?
Definitely the magic of Photoshop.
Unfortunately, he looks like a member of the Village People.
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Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry wrote:DB did you see Craig's strange utterings in his latest interview? Together with a picture where he looks like a gay midget from the 80s. :evil: :evil:

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I had not seen that sir. Jeez that is straight from the most fertile crescent of the Uncanny Valley! I don't think Craig's skin was that clear when he was 38 years old in that infamous CR beach scene.

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There it is I knew I saw that before!
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Did I miss Craig coming out or something? What a very photoshopped picture. It looks like a cut and past from a very old porn mag.



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Omega wrote:Did I miss Craig coming out or something? What a very photoshopped picture. It looks like a cut and past from a very old porn mag.



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He is a bit odd looking. This is one of the main reasons people did not like his casting as Bond. He is more suited to character roles. Maybe he could have played a Bond villain.
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Good rant, unfortunately auto correct got me in my reply.





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Omega wrote:Good rant, unfortunately auto correct got me in my reply.
Not to worry old boy, you got your point across well. And thanks for the compliment!
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dirtybenny wrote:Another rant, hope you enjoy!

http://danielcraigisnotbond.com/index/b ... um-of-meh/
Did the theme song chart over there? It debuted at no 1 here, but I haven't followed its chart progress since.

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I haven’t heard the song played here


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dirtybenny wrote:Another rant, hope you enjoy!

http://danielcraigisnotbond.com/index/b ... um-of-meh/
Did the theme song chart over there? It debuted at no 1 here, but I haven't followed its chart progress since.

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Supposedly it peaked at #16, but like Big O says it got no time for airplay, at least not here in the San Francisco Bay Area.
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I noticed how these latest movie posters always feature Bond alone and amidst some action going on all roughed up. I mean, shouldn't this uber-woke new Bond direction also feature WOMEN on their posters(like you know... those previous sexist Bond movies)?
As for the song, well... It's pretty much what I've expected from Billie the Master of Whisperers.
LMAO at listen before i go being a suicidal opus. Otherwise I would not laugh at something like depression but she is just so aritificial at pretending she is deep and sad I can not help but laugh.
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Eon doesn’t believe any of their hype about equality. They have for years added token female characters, hell If you think about it taken characters in general.
But Babs is hyper aware of the criticisms of her daddy’s bond in the late 70s in the middle of the feminist movement, she’s been stuck there and trying to atone for years, thus the woman’s day drag Craig.
Ever since she’s had any input she has tried to make up for cubby’s sins by having bond be called out or forced to recon with a woman who supposedly is his equal or who he has more than a passing attachment to. Honestly her sins against women is worse than cubby’s, on screen and off. There’s a woman YouTuber who had a bit where she talks about how great it is to see women be recognized and take control of powerful movie franchises, then realizes Kathleen Kennedy, Barbara broccoli, J. K. Rowling, have butchered what once were beloved series, and now women have to live down that shame and prejudice.

Mini rant , Creatively Babs stuck in 2005-6, where she had to defend Craig against everybody at the studio and her brother, she can’t let him go even though he has done more harm than good and this long delayed movie dragging out the departure of Craig might kill the franchise as we know it. Sequels in 2017 and 2019 would have made it to the screens kept the franchise moving and got us a new bond to boot. But she makes enough up front to be satisfied with her take and willing to do nothing for five years.






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