The BJMDDS General Discussion Thread......

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Postby Kristatos » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:42 pm

Small sample size, but still....Image

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Postby Omega » Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:10 pm

Kristatos wrote:Small sample size, but still....Image

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I remember the hired Craig going “gritty and realistic” because 9/11 happened , yet DAD was a 2002 movie


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Postby Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry » Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:26 am

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dirtybenny wrote:Yeah, lol, it's pretty spot on. I also like the "producer" shrugging when the "writer" explains that Blofeld is back and also "sort of Bond's brother."
and the I feel nothing about the revelation


And I felt nothing about the revelation as well!


carl stromberg wrote:Here is a picture of Daniel Craig from the article. I posted it as I know Dirtybenny and Capt. Flandry like to pick up fashion tips from him. :wink:

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Yes, I always look to Craig for the latest in over the hill, snug, hipster chic!


As I have said before, why doesn't Daniel Craig wear clothes that fit?
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Postby dirtybenny » Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:29 am

Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry wrote:As I have said before, why doesn't Daniel Craig wear clothes that fit?


I imagine it has something to do with his narcissism and inability to admit his age.
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Postby Omega » Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:31 am

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Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry wrote:As I have said before, why doesn't Daniel Craig wear clothes that fit?


I imagine it has something to do with his narcissism and inability to admit his age.

I always thought it was funny back in 2008 Gemma what’s her face compared kissing Craig to kissing her dad, and then married Craig’s stunt man




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Postby Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry » Sun Mar 29, 2020 6:21 pm

I watched Mr Bean today and he put the wrong pair of trousers on. It reminded me of Craig's trousers.....

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Postby dirtybenny » Sun Mar 29, 2020 6:58 pm

Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry wrote:I watched Mr Bean today and he put the wrong pair of trousers on. It reminded me of Craig's trousers.....




Had they played the Bond Theme over the top of the video it could have been a scene straight out of NTTD, however they don't play the Bond Theme in the films anymore so...
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Postby Kristatos » Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:51 pm

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Postby dirtybenny » Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:59 pm

Kristatos wrote:No Time To Die "will feature Bond's first gay sex scene".


You forget they already had one!

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Postby Kristatos » Wed Apr 01, 2020 4:47 pm

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Kristatos wrote:No Time To Die "will feature Bond's first gay sex scene".


You forget they already had one!

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I wouldn't really call that a "sex scene", though. (Edit: I just found out that Tapatalk totally messed up the formatting on my post, spoiling the joke. Oh well.)

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Postby dirtybenny » Wed Apr 01, 2020 4:58 pm

Kristatos wrote:
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Kristatos wrote:No Time To Die "will feature Bond's first gay sex scene".


You forget they already had one!

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I wouldn't really call that a "sex scene", though. (Edit: I just found out that Tapatalk totally messed up the formatting on my post, spoiling the joke. Oh well.)

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The joke worked for me, I just didn't want to refer to it and spoil the punchline.

I mean sure, it's not hard core pornography, but it's as much a sex scene you would see in a PG-13 Bond film.
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Postby Kristatos » Wed Apr 01, 2020 5:06 pm

dirtybenny wrote:I mean sure, it's not hard core pornography, but it's as much a sex scene you would see in a PG-13 Bond film.


Not really, because they're not actually having sex. Bond is regularly seen in bed with women, and whilst there are obviously limits to what they can show, it's still more than a bit of non-consensual flirting.

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Postby dirtybenny » Wed Apr 01, 2020 5:16 pm

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dirtybenny wrote:I mean sure, it's not hard core pornography, but it's as much a sex scene you would see in a PG-13 Bond film.


Not really, because they're not actually having sex. Bond is regularly seen in bed with women, and whilst there are obviously limits to what they can show, it's still more than a bit of non-consensual flirting.

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Eh... "non-consensual?" I'd say Craig's expression would say otherwise.

BTW, my tongue is pressed firmly in cheek on all this. :wink:
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Postby Omega » Wed Apr 01, 2020 6:18 pm

Kristatos wrote:
dirtybenny wrote:
Kristatos wrote:No Time To Die "will feature Bond's first gay sex scene".


You forget they already had one!

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Postby Kristatos » Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:15 pm

dirtybenny wrote:Eh... "non-consensual?" I'd say Craig's expression would say otherwise.

BTW, my tongue is pressed firmly in cheek on all this. :wink:

Maybe, but in-story, Bond was Silva's captive. That's what I meant by non-consensual.
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Postby Kristatos » Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:16 am

Mark Kermode's Secrets of Cinema tonight at 9pm on BBC4 is all about the spy movie, and naturally features lots of Bond, according to the previews.

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