Bond and Bourne: What are the Similarities?

stockslivevan · Post by **stockslivevan** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:12 am

Bartender: "Shaken or stirred?"
Bond is angry: "Does it look like I give a d**n?"
Bystander: "Um, excuse me. But that was un-Bond like."
Bond: "Un-Bond like? You mean when I lose over a 100 million dollars to some prick who funds terrorism I should just be as jolly as Brosnan in a 5-Star Hotel in DAD?"
Bystander: "Uhh... mmm.."
Bond: "Exactly, piss off."
Bystander: "That too was un-Bond like!"
Bond: "If you keep telling me that I'll do something un-Bond like to you."
Bystander: "Go gay for me?"
Bond: "...No I was actually considering this..."
*Bond pulls out laser watch and cuts off his nuts*
Bond: "Oh dear, you didn't have the balls to handle that one did you?"
Bystander: "See! Now that's very Bond like!"

Bond: "Oh piss off, you think I'd go off like a Brosnan Bond? Now scram Thrice, I've got work to do and you're just wasting my time."

Gary Seven · Post by **Gary Seven** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:31 am

Daniel Craig just does not look anything like James Bond.

How come every picture of Craig is heavily photoshopped and half in shadow?

You could have taken a candid picture of Tim Dalton in 1992 buying his groceries on a Sunday morning, and he would look like Bond.

No photo can make Craig look like Bond - because he does not.

Oddjob · Post by **Oddjob** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:27 pm

I don't believe it is outrageous to ask why they couln't have found a good actor who looks the part. Craig looks like a creepy nerd with his hair flat and a nutcase with it spiky.

Felix Leiter · Post by **Felix Leiter** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:18 pm

007 wrote:

Commander 0077 · Post by **Commander 0077** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:29 am

Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry wrote:

Wowa. I'm gone for a few days and return to find suave pix of Craig, Daniel Craig

"Put this one on the screensaver, Moneypenny," said M.

stockslivevan · Post by **stockslivevan** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:15 pm

Ah. I love the "quick! lets find the most un-Bond looking pics of Craig" mentality.

Post by **carl stromberg** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:02 pm

But, IMO, Craig did not look like Bond in CR.

james stock · Post by **james stock** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:04 pm

carl stromberg wrote:But, IMO, Craig did not look like Bond in CR.

Craig is not Bond to me, i have nothing against the bloke but he is not and will never be James Bond to me

stockslivevan · Post by **stockslivevan** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:04 am

carl stromberg wrote:But, IMO, Craig did not look like Bond in CR.

I disagree, esspecially when you put on a good pic.

Thanks Carl!