

10. Been cruising for chicks with John Edwards 9. Announced his running mate will be Andy Dick 8. Offered McCain a job in gift shop at Obama Presidential Library 7.He’s voting for Nader 6. Guy sits around eating soup all day 5. Having head measured for Mount Rushmore 4. The affair with Barbara Walters 3. Asked guy at Staples, “Which chair will work best in an oval-shaped office?” 2. Offered Bush 20 bucks for the “Mission Accomplished” banner 1. Proposed bill to change Oklahoma to “Oklobama”