Let's start some silly season rumours

Post by **Kristatos** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:30 pm

It's about that time in the Bond production cycle when the rumours start flying thick and fast, so I thought I'd start a competition to see who can come up with the best ones. The ideal entries should be silly enough to make me laugh, but plausible enough that you could believe they would appear in the entertainment gossip section of some trashy tabloid. So, complete the following sentences concerning Bond 22:

1) The title will be ______

2) ______ will be the new Bond girl

3) ______ will perform the title song

4) Sean Connery will have a cameo role as _____

There's also an optional fifth category for any rumours you might think of that don't fit into the usual four categories. Get to it, chaps.

Post by **carl stromberg** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:11 pm

1) The title will be "oh no, they've not made another one with him have they?"

2) A Stock virtually unknown Euro bimbo will be the new Bond girl

3) A woman will perform the title song

4) Sean Connery will have a cameo role as Craig's brother

Post by **Skywalker** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:18 pm

1) The title will be too short

2) Olga the one eyed, Iron lunged shot-putter will be the new Bond girl

3) A feeble collection of X-factor losers will perform the title song

4) Sean Connery will have a cameo role as Craig’s younger looking brother

Post by **James** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:00 pm

1) The title will be Quantum Of Solace

2) Pat Butcher from Eastenders will be the new Bond girl

3) Daniel Craig will perform the title song

4) Sean Connery will have a cameo role as Judi Dench

Post by **Mazer Rackham** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:55 pm

1) The title will be James Bond in Blurays are Forever

2) Kyra Sedgwick will be the new Bond girl

3) Russel Crow will perform the title song

4) Sean Connery will have a cameo role as M's husband

5) The new Bond car will be a Prius

6) Timothy Dalton will be reveled as Vesper's BF

Commander 0077 · Post by **Commander 0077** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:16 am

1. Ttitle : Eon Yawn Once Again
2. Bond girl : Shu Qi
3. Ttle song sung by : Roger Moore, with tighter pants
4. Connery will cameo : Scottish Doctor No
5. Daniel Craig will cameo : as Sheriff Bufford, demonstrating that anyone can play anyone (hm, Anyone Can Play Anyone ....)

Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:44 pm

Title: Espresso Bongo

The overall tone of the film will be like: .....a typical Brosnan Bond

Post by **Dr. No** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:18 am

So, complete the following sentences concerning Bond 22:

1) The title will be Bakers Dozen

2) Madonna will be the new Bond girl

3) Madonna will perform the title song

4) Sean Connery will have a cameo role as 007

Post by **carl stromberg** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:47 pm

Amy Winehouse and HIM will do a duet for the theme tune.

Daniel Craig will play a homosexual Bond in a funnier Bond film.

Post by **bjmdds** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:56 am

1) The Bourne Mimicry will be the title 2) Hillary Clinton will be the new Bond girl, FULLOFIT GALORE 3) Topo Gigio (Ed Sullivan's puppet mouse) will sing the title song 4)Sean Connery will have a cameo as Nick-Nack Paddy- Whack, M's male valet. 5) The ending credits will say: DANIEL CRAIG WILL NEVER RETURN AGAIN AS BOND.

james stock · Post by **james stock** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:36 pm

bjmdds wrote:1) The Bourne Mimicry will be the title 2) Hillary Clinton will be the new Bond girl, FULLOFIT GALORE 3) Topo Gigio (Ed Sullivan's puppet mouse) will sing the title song 4)Sean Connery will have a cameo as Nick-Nack Paddy- Whack, M's male valet. 5) The ending credits will say: DANIEL CRAIG WILL NEVER RETURN AGAIN AS BOND.

The title: The man with the pursed lips

2) The Bond girl Ann Widdecombe

3) Some anal retentive euro non entity

4)George Lazenby will have a cameo as an out of work actor

5)The song will be sung by Chas and Dave

Post by **carl stromberg** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:15 pm

james stock wrote:
bjmdds wrote:1) The Bourne Mimicry will be the title 2) Hillary Clinton will be the new Bond girl, FULLOFIT GALORE 3) Topo Gigio (Ed Sullivan's puppet mouse) will sing the title song 4)Sean Connery will have a cameo as Nick-Nack Paddy- Whack, M's male valet. 5) The ending credits will say: DANIEL CRAIG WILL NEVER RETURN AGAIN AS BOND.
The title: The man with the pursed lips

2) The Bond girl Ann Widdecombe

3) Some anal retentive euro non entity

4)George Lazenby will have a cameo as an out of work actor

5)The song will be sung by Chas and Dave

Ann Widdecombe would be great as thingy Russian villian woman from FRWL.

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