What look should Craig have for Bond 24?

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What look should Craig have for Bond 24?

Post by Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry »

No one cares that Craig does not look like James Bond so he can have whatever look he wants in his bond movies; in the last one he had a grey skinhead.

What look should he have for the next one? I would suggest a shaved head and goatee beard.
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A gangster rapper, or perhaps a Bob The Builder look would work.

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Since there seems to be a concerted campaign to prepare us for a black actor being cast as the next Bond, perhaps he ought to start the ball rolling by doing the next film in blackface, Al Jolson style.
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Seeing as hes a typical street yob.

burberry hoodie, nike trackies, worn low to expose CK breifs (shoplifted), blood stained white reebok classics (from kicking an old man to death for "looking at him"), black "burga bar boyz" bandana over his mouth, Argos Fake gold rings (blood splattered from punching some 9 year olds face in for not being in his "cru"...), argos fake gold neck-chains, argos fake gold watch (all shoplifted), "i kill coppaz 4 lulz!", "Thug 4 lyfe", and "Essex 4eva!" tatoos, flick knife in one hand (blood splattered from shanking some poor sod for "disrespek"), AKM in the other (rusted reciever, cracked wood segments, typical saturday night assualt rifle), spliff, rabid staffie mastiff (with a rusty chain tied round its kneck for a leash), stolen Blood-splattered i phone (taken from a kid he shanked dead for it), and a rusty old red 1 litre late 90s vauxhall corsa with some stupid looking bodykit (unpainted, left white) and a fart-can exhaust on it (and 900 wyatts of sound system that plays non stop hardcore gangsta-rap from the US), oh, and bald tyres, no tax or mot, (front of car bloodsplattered from a hit and run on a kid outside a school gates). and of course, a pair of stolen, dirt cheap, shuttered plastic shades.

typical street thug, (we have some NASTY gangs in the Uk these days). sigh, the sooner the police start shooting them (And shoot to kill) on sight like the dogs they are, the better i say.
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Bond 24: Flashbacks Of a Yob :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Lols.

thats actually pretty much what i am expecting storyline wise, cr-egg lying in a ditch, bleeding to death from the businessmans bullet, remembering back to how he effed it all up...again!

except, please kater. Cr-egg 4, not bond 24... since when has James Bond been a traitor to the crown like the current portrayal?
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Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry wrote:No one cares that Craig does not look like James Bond so he can have whatever look he wants in his bond movies; in the last one he had a grey skinhead.

What look should he have for the next one? I would suggest a shaved head and goatee beard.
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Glorious England wrote:Lols.

thats actually pretty much what i am expecting storyline wise, cr-egg lying in a ditch, bleeding to death from the businessmans bullet, remembering back to how he effed it all up...again!
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Personally I think this should be the look he goes for in Bond 24.....

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Beautiful Sweeney, a face only a mother wildebeest could love :!:
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Or maybe DC should sport a ponytail in the same fashion as Fat Seagal.
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How about having a tattoo on the back of his head like xXx or "yO yO se7en"?!
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You should dub "Cregg Danielle" instead of "Bond James", mate. That person has brought a shame to the crown, and doesn't deserve to be called "BOND".
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Call Cr-egg James "Bored" since he looks waxen and asleep most of the time.
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Good call, BJMDDS.
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That's would look he should have for Bond#24.
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Daltonite Toothpaste wrote:Image

That's would look he should have for Bond#24.
James DÁrcy for Bond? Why not?
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JackJamesBond007 wrote:
Daltonite Toothpaste wrote:Image

That's would look he should have for Bond#24.
James DÁrcy for Bond? Why not?

Too handsome for Barbara (and most fans don't want a handsome Bond nowadays :wink: ). Plus Barbara is not obsessed with him.
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carl stromberg wrote:
JackJamesBond007 wrote:
Daltonite Toothpaste wrote:Image

That's would look he should have for Bond#24.
James DÁrcy for Bond? Why not?

Too handsome for Barbara (and most fans don't want a handsome Bond nowadays :wink: ). Plus Barbara is not obsessed with him.
What would Babs think about Sadowitz as Bond?
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