The Sweeney's rockin garden party: by invite only

Post by **James** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:42 pm

I think The Sweeney is planning a Die Another Day themed evening around his house. Just private him and he''ll give you the details.

Harvey Wallbanger · Post by **Harvey Wallbanger** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:50 am

James wrote:I think The Sweeney is planning a Die Another Day themed evening around his house. Just private him and he''ll give you the details.

Wow! The Sweeny has a heart as big as all outdoors

Will the DAD themed night include ice sculptures?

Captain Nash · Post by **Captain Nash** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:25 am

James wrote:I think The Sweeney is planning a Die Another Day themed evening around his house. Just private him and he''ll give you the details.

Yeah he's planning on giving some of you lot DNA replacement therapy...oops hope I didn't type that.
d**n!

Post by **The Sweeney** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:07 am

Sorry, I can't do it. Not after the last one I had.

It was a disaster. I invited 50 hardcore Bond fans round to see the latest Bond film called DAD, in my ice-theme-parked garden whilst cooking a barbeque, and once the film had finished, everyone suddenly turned crazy, into what can only be described as a gang of hysterical, mad, rabid, wild dogs. I could see the look in their eyes - it was pure hatred. It was like a scene from Invasion of the Body Snatchers or 28 Days Later. And slowly but surely they all turned towards me.

Well, what could I do. I tried throwing melted blocks of ice (darn barbeque) at them to stall them in their tracks, but they were out for my blood. Then one of them called out, in this terrifying, deep, strangled, almost inhuman voice, `You told us this was supposed to be a Bond film?'

`I...it is!' I stammered, backing away towards the garden gate. With that I turned and scarpered for my life, chased by a gang of insane, wild, rabid savages. I've never been so scared in all my life.

Needless to say, I won't be having another DAD house party so soon afterwards. My garden looked like the set of Titanic when I finally returned home, 28 days later.

Post by **007** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:55 pm

I sure this is the first of many Pierce Brosnan tributes that The Sweeney will be throwing this year. A very generous man

Post by **Blowfeld** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:14 pm

The Sweeney wrote:Sorry, I can't do it. Not after the last one I had.

It was a disaster. I invited 50 hardcore Bond fans round to see the latest Bond film called DAD, in my ice-theme-parked garden whilst cooking a barbeque, and once the film had finished, everyone suddenly turned crazy, into what can only be described as a gang of hysterical, mad, rabid, wild dogs. I could see the look in their eyes - it was pure hatred. It was like a scene from Invasion of the Body Snatchers or 28 Days Later. And slowly but surely they all turned towards me.

Well, what could I do. I tried throwing melted blocks of ice (darn barbeque) at them to stall them in their tracks, but they were out for my blood. Then one of them called out, in this terrifying, deep, strangled, almost inhuman voice, `You told us this was supposed to be a Bond film?'

`I...it is!' I stammered, backing away towards the garden gate. With that I turned and scarpered for my life, chased by a gang of insane, wild, rabid savages. I've never been so scared in all my life.

Needless to say, I won't be having another DAD house party so soon afterwards. My garden looked like the set of Titanic when I finally returned home, 28 days later.

I had quite the same problem with Casino Royale. The revolt after Royale was hair raising, complete with pitch forks and torches.
They wanted blood, I was lucky to escape relatively unscathed. If it had at all been in the realm of possibility they would have stormed Castel Broccoli-stein for unleashing this monstrosity, then found and chased the monster into the windmill, torch it and watch it burn.

Post by **The Sweeney** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:22 pm

Blowfeld wrote:
The Sweeney wrote:Sorry, I can't do it. Not after the last one I had.

It was a disaster. I invited 50 hardcore Bond fans round to see the latest Bond film called DAD, in my ice-theme-parked garden whilst cooking a barbeque, and once the film had finished, everyone suddenly turned crazy, into what can only be described as a gang of hysterical, mad, rabid, wild dogs. I could see the look in their eyes - it was pure hatred. It was like a scene from Invasion of the Body Snatchers or 28 Days Later. And slowly but surely they all turned towards me.

Well, what could I do. I tried throwing melted blocks of ice (darn barbeque) at them to stall them in their tracks, but they were out for my blood. Then one of them called out, in this terrifying, deep, strangled, almost inhuman voice, `You told us this was supposed to be a Bond film?'

`I...it is!' I stammered, backing away towards the garden gate. With that I turned and scarpered for my life, chased by a gang of insane, wild, rabid savages. I've never been so scared in all my life.

Needless to say, I won't be having another DAD house party so soon afterwards. My garden looked like the set of Titanic when I finally returned home, 28 days later.
I had quite the same problem with Casino Royale. The revolt after Royale was hair raising, complete with pitch forks and torches.
They wanted blood, I was lucky to escape relatively unscathed. If it had at all been in the realm of possibility they would have stormed Castel Broccoli-stein for unleashing this monstrosity, then found and chased the monster into the windmill, torch it and watch it burn.

Ok, let's do a swap next time. I'll throw a CR party for your wild guests, and you can throw a DAD party for my crazy guests. We should be more succesful then.....

Post by **Skywalker** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:48 pm

The Sweeney wrote:Sorry, I can't do it. Not after the last one I had.

It was a disaster. I invited 50 hardcore Bond fans round to see the latest Bond film called DAD, in my ice-theme-parked garden whilst cooking a barbeque, and once the film had finished, everyone suddenly turned crazy, into what can only be described as a gang of hysterical, mad, rabid, wild dogs. I could see the look in their eyes - it was pure hatred. It was like a scene from Invasion of the Body Snatchers or 28 Days Later. And slowly but surely they all turned towards me.

Well, what could I do. I tried throwing melted blocks of ice (darn barbeque) at them to stall them in their tracks, but they were out for my blood. Then one of them called out, in this terrifying, deep, strangled, almost inhuman voice, `You told us this was supposed to be a Bond film?'

`I...it is!' I stammered, backing away towards the garden gate. With that I turned and scarpered for my life, chased by a gang of insane, wild, rabid savages. I've never been so scared in all my life.

Needless to say, I won't be having another DAD house party so soon afterwards. My garden looked like the set of Titanic when I finally returned home, 28 days later.

It just so happens that the 50 Hardcore Bond fans that you invited to see DAD, came round to mine (Sorry, but your not Hardcore or so they told me). All 50 were so excited about the prospect of a new Bond that stories of your infamous riot started to ring round. I had beers a plenty and Mrs Skywalker put on a good spread. It was time to put CR on. After watching the film one guest shouted "Enough of the warm up act Where's Bond"

Post by **The Sweeney** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:52 pm

Skywalker wrote:
The Sweeney wrote:Sorry, I can't do it. Not after the last one I had.

It was a disaster. I invited 50 hardcore Bond fans round to see the latest Bond film called DAD, in my ice-theme-parked garden whilst cooking a barbeque, and once the film had finished, everyone suddenly turned crazy, into what can only be described as a gang of hysterical, mad, rabid, wild dogs. I could see the look in their eyes - it was pure hatred. It was like a scene from Invasion of the Body Snatchers or 28 Days Later. And slowly but surely they all turned towards me.

Well, what could I do. I tried throwing melted blocks of ice (darn barbeque) at them to stall them in their tracks, but they were out for my blood. Then one of them called out, in this terrifying, deep, strangled, almost inhuman voice, `You told us this was supposed to be a Bond film?'

`I...it is!' I stammered, backing away towards the garden gate. With that I turned and scarpered for my life, chased by a gang of insane, wild, rabid savages. I've never been so scared in all my life.

Needless to say, I won't be having another DAD house party so soon afterwards. My garden looked like the set of Titanic when I finally returned home, 28 days later.
It just so happens that the 50 Hardcore Bond fans that you invited to see DAD, came round to mine (Sorry, but your not Hardcore or so they told me). All 50 were so excited about the prospect of a new Bond that stories of your infamous riot started to ring round. I had beers a plenty and Mrs Skywalker put on a good spread. It was time to put CR on. After watching the film one guest shouted "Enough of the warm up act Where's Bond"

I just hope for your garden's sake, you didn't stick on DAD....

Post by **Skywalker** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:24 pm

The Sweeney wrote:
Skywalker wrote:
The Sweeney wrote:Sorry, I can't do it. Not after the last one I had.

It was a disaster. I invited 50 hardcore Bond fans round to see the latest Bond film called DAD, in my ice-theme-parked garden whilst cooking a barbeque, and once the film had finished, everyone suddenly turned crazy, into what can only be described as a gang of hysterical, mad, rabid, wild dogs. I could see the look in their eyes - it was pure hatred. It was like a scene from Invasion of the Body Snatchers or 28 Days Later. And slowly but surely they all turned towards me.

Well, what could I do. I tried throwing melted blocks of ice (darn barbeque) at them to stall them in their tracks, but they were out for my blood. Then one of them called out, in this terrifying, deep, strangled, almost inhuman voice, `You told us this was supposed to be a Bond film?'

`I...it is!' I stammered, backing away towards the garden gate. With that I turned and scarpered for my life, chased by a gang of insane, wild, rabid savages. I've never been so scared in all my life.

Needless to say, I won't be having another DAD house party so soon afterwards. My garden looked like the set of Titanic when I finally returned home, 28 days later.
It just so happens that the 50 Hardcore Bond fans that you invited to see DAD, came round to mine (Sorry, but your not Hardcore or so they told me). All 50 were so excited about the prospect of a new Bond that stories of your infamous riot started to ring round. I had beers a plenty and Mrs Skywalker put on a good spread. It was time to put CR on. After watching the film one guest shouted "Enough of the warm up act Where's Bond"
I just hope for your garden's sake, you didn't stick on DAD....

After your DAD disaster, I thought it wise to stay clear.

Post by **carl stromberg** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:50 pm

I wonder if the Sweeney is planning another Grey Owl evening.

Post by **The Sweeney** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:26 am

carl stromberg wrote:I wonder if the Sweeney is planning another Grey Owl evening.

Eh? You've lost me on that one......

Post by **carl stromberg** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:07 am

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0128239/

Post by **The Sweeney** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:13 pm

carl stromberg wrote:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0128239/

Ahhh! Hell, why not. It can't be any worse than DAD now, can it....

Everyone round to mine for a Grey Owl BBQ. I'll be using Brosnan biographies, DAD DVD's and scripts as the fuel for cooking.

Captain Nash · Post by **Captain Nash** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:10 pm

I presume the highlight of the evening will be the screening of Casino Royale starring Daniel Craig.

Just to let everyone know, please bring along your dvds of Tomorrow Never Dies. The Sweeney informs me he has some nice furniture and requires you all to provide a coaster.

Post by **The Sweeney** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:43 pm

Captain Nash wrote:I presume the highlight of the evening will be the screening of Casino Royale starring Daniel Craig.

Just to let everyone know, please bring along your dvds of Tomorrow Never Dies. The Sweeney informs me he has some nice furniture and requires you all to provide a coaster.

Captain Nash · Post by **Captain Nash** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:54 pm

I thought you'd like that idea The Sweeney.