Skyfall: The Unofficial Novelisation

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Re: Skyfall: The Unofficial Novelisation

Postby Blowfeld » Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:53 pm

Doors lyrics would work for Bond

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
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Re: Skyfall: The Unofficial Novelisation

Postby Blowfeld » Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:28 pm

Reading the real lyrics makes it painfully clear how inane they are. I doubt much time was spend conjuring them.
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Re: Skyfall: The Unofficial Novelisation

Postby Blowfeld » Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:39 pm

Napoleon Solo wrote:To accompany the parody Skyfall song, you could have a parody title sequence. For example, there'd be giant spinning Oscar statuettes in the sky while below, Bond could appear like he did in Quantum's titles, except he's shooting at chickens. :typing:

I like it :cheers:
this is all I was able to come up with when I tired. I'd do it differently if I rewrote them, too incoherent as it is now.

Had to use a few classic song lines. would love to use this line
Library books overdue, I owe them
Kept them so long, they’ll say I stole them

:lol: :lol:


Incidentally I spend close to no time on this, so Adele and I are even on this count.


This is the end
The end of laughter and soft lies
Feel the earth move as Fleming spins in his grave
How have we come to this
For this is the end
Bond is dead, M soon to follow

Mommy and daddy fell from the sky,
skyfall
We will stand tall at 5ft 9
shoelifts and short girls
Ooooo…

Q is not who they said he’d be
Skyfall!
Moneypenny, oh god what have they done to you
Lets face it Bond is dead
Fleming never intend’ed, Skyfall

Cubby, Saltzman, Fleming all but forgott’en
James Bond recast ideas were slow'n
Ancient face, old man, his moves are slow’n
Pouting in the dark, ass cleavage show’n

Chicken farm is where we start
Old movie plots is all we got
The DB5, is that all they got

All his days are dark
His thoughts are dark, psych test fail’d
Who'd buy this drek,
Are all the children insane

World of Bond in shambles
Reboot, 40 years shot to hell
The past is gone, no going back
Send in the freaks and lets face them all together

Heineken, Heinekens, Heinekinds,
plot crumbling
Bond becoming Bond
Ooooo
Skyfall

(Let sky fail, Franchise crumbles, We will stand tall x2)

Where did you go 007
A nation turns it's lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Mrs. Broccoli
James Bond has left and gone away

Gone to London, flim'n exotic locations, CGI 'em in place
Styrofoam buildings, fake graves
Security guards keeping Bond from harm

M done wrong, vengeance come’n
James Bond’s dead vacation come’n
50 years and we’ve come to this,
emo bliss

Let sky fall, when it crumbles
Bond will be recast

Then we’ll all be together
No more predicable plots, fanfiction spoilers
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
At sky fall

Let it be done and over
We will stand tall
At sky fall
Ooooo...
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Re: Skyfall: The Unofficial Novelisation

Postby Napoleon Solo » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:34 am

Brilliant. Better than my try. :D
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Re: Skyfall: The Unofficial Novelisation

Postby FormerBondFan » Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:44 am

I see that my idea of sending the freaks is mentioned.
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Re: Skyfall: The Unofficial Novelisation

Postby Blowfeld » Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:34 pm

FormerBondFan wrote:I see that my idea of sending the freaks is mentioned.

Used sparingly it can be affective ;)
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Re: Skyfall: The Unofficial Novelisation

Postby Blowfeld » Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:02 pm

Napoleon Solo wrote:Brilliant. Better than my try. :D
:cheers: I actually like yours better, mine is jumbled mess with maybe a few good lines.

If I did it over I start with yours as the template.
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Re: Skyfall: The Unofficial Novelisation

Postby Kristatos » Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:45 am

Wonder if BoBo ever came across this chap when he was accidentally killing chickens on Blofeld's farm.
Balls, Q?
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Re: Skyfall: The Unofficial Novelisation

Postby Napoleon Solo » Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:34 pm

Kristatos wrote:Wonder if BoBo ever came across this chap when he was accidentally killing chickens on Blofeld's farm.


:typing:

Can work that into the main titles:

Bond in silhouette is shooting at chickens. When he gets to the right edge of screen, he stops abruptly, turns and begins running. A giant chicken is now chasing him.

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Re: Skyfall: The Unofficial Novelisation

Postby John P. Drake » Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:27 pm

This is the end
The end of laughter and soft lies
Feel the earth move as Fleming spins in his grave
How have we come to this
For this is the end
Bond is dead, M soon to follow

Mommy and daddy fell from the sky,
skyfall
We will stand tall at 5ft 9
shoelifts and short girls
Ooooo…

Q is not who they said he’d be
Skyfall!
Moneypenny, oh god what have they done to you
Lets face it Bond is dead
Fleming never intend’ed, Skyfall

Cubby, Saltzman, Fleming all but forgott’en
James Bond recast ideas were slow'n
Ancient face, old man, his moves are slow’n
Pouting in the dark, ass cleavage show’n

Chicken farm is where we start
Old movie plots is all we got
The DB5, is that all they got

All his days are dark
His thoughts are dark, psych test fail’d
Who'd buy this drek,
Are all the children insane

World of Bond in shambles
Reboot, 40 years shot to hell
The past is gone, no going back
Send in the freaks and lets face them all together

Heineken, Heinekens, Heinekinds,
plot crumbling
Bond becoming Bond
Ooooo
Skyfall

(Let sky fail, Franchise crumbles, We will stand tall x2)

Where did you go 007
A nation turns it's lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Mrs. Broccoli
James Bond has left and gone away

Gone to London, flim'n exotic locations, CGI 'em in place
Styrofoam buildings, fake graves
Security guards keeping Bond from harm

M done wrong, vengeance come’n
James Bond’s dead vacation come’n
50 years and we’ve come to this,
emo bliss

Let sky fall, when it crumbles
Bond will be recast

Then we’ll all be together
No more predicable plots, fanfiction spoilers
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
At sky fall

Let it be done and over
We will stand tall
At sky fall
Ooooo...

INGENIOUS!!! LOL!!!!
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Re: Skyfall: The Unofficial Novelisation

Postby commander0077again » Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:45 am

You move very well for a dead man, Mister Bond

Kill him!
Kill Bond! Now!!!
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Re: Skyfall: The Unofficial Novelisation

Postby commander0077again » Sun Nov 22, 2015 9:29 am

Double oops and apologies for above post. It was intended for another, and just caught it many, many weeks later (today). :cake:
You move very well for a dead man, Mister Bond

Kill him!
Kill Bond! Now!!!
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