Tom Drones Unveils New Bond Song

[commander0077again]

Just to be egocentric ....

Tom Drones, the fabulous British singer of Thunderball, has just released the new Bomb song, Lemonballs

He always runs through walls, then runs
he sulks while other men have fun
you find his mug in horses' stalls
so bland that Blofeld bawls

He .... knows the meaning ... of excess
while his wit shrinks to even less
he has the face that Puppy mauled
so he pouts ..... like Lemonballs

Any women he wants, regrets
that she didn't .... return him to the vet

He has the head of Charlie Brown
his face you'll find inside the pound
he calls the woman who's on call
but for him, she stalls and stalls

Any women he wants, regrets
his milky, beady eyes ... she met

He ... knows the meaning ... of excess
his pecs we'd prefer to see much less
his is the loser's face that galls
so he pouts ..... like .. Le --- mon --- balls!!!

[Dr. No]

[The Saint 007]

Beautiful! It sums up Craig's Bond quite nicely.