First Bond 23 trailer released? (spoof)

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First Bond 23 trailer released? (spoof)

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Well, no, but given EON's desperation for an Oscar, you can bet they'll be taking notes:

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This is a brilliant trailer, very funny :cheers: :lol: :lol: 8)
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Thunderpussy wrote:This is a brilliant trailer, very funny :cheers: :lol: :lol: 8)
And lethally accurate too. The middlebrow, Best Picture-winning drama is a notoriously difficult genre to spoof, though its sheer earnestness makes it ripe for a healthy dose of urine extraction. Even as astute a parodist as Christopher Guest couldn't quite nail it in For Your Consideration. I suspect the "meta" approach that this trailer took may be the only way to do it properly.
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It's good it is how the make them now. Takes the air out of those pompous trailers it ought to be played along side them to illustrate how absurd it is becoming.
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Lol the craig bit was spot on (actor desperately trying to get an award) and how he acted.
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Things I like to see in Bond 23,

Craig pulling that "Face" the grimmace he does whenever he has to, Throw a punch, drive a car, talk to M, anything really.
The silly walk for the gunbarrel, Craig's walk is more akin to John Cleese "minstery of silly walks".
More preachy scenes as M teaches Bond about the World, Bond must be the most stupid or thick agent she has. Hence all that travelling across the globe to hold his hand.
Mendes, take on a Darker Bond, still getting over Vesper's death. ( isin't about time someone told Bond to suck it up, and get over it ).

I think a lot of these might be included in Bond 23. :cry: they add so much to a Movie.
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Thunderpussy wrote:Bond, still getting over Vesper's death. ( isin't about time someone told Bond to suck it up, and get over it ).
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Say vesper again, I dare ya, I double dare ya motherbeeper, say vesper one more goddamn time, grow a pair bond, u meant to be the best this agency has yet you need someone to hold your goddamn hand...I'm sorry, did you wet yourself...well that's too bad, look at me when I'm talkin to you...and for the love of god bond grow a sense of humor and live like there's no tomorrow like ye used to before this goddawful vegetable and this artistic bullmonkeys ruined this..and pout one mor time and I knock you on your ass...do you understand, well that's better.
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Now there's an M who'd give Bond a Target then Kick his arse out the Door. :lol:
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I'd like to see Craig try this Fighting Style for Bond 23, It would match his acting. :lol:
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