The Simpsons attack Craig "bond" movies

The Simpsons attack Craig "bond" movies

Postby julianzolo » Fri Jun 20, 2014 3:39 pm

The Simpsons on Craig faux Bond films

From Season 25: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B7UQfZcZnAA5cG9vWG41ai1LVnM/edit?usp=%20%20sharing

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Re: The Simpsons attack Craig "bond" movies

Postby Goldeneye » Fri Jun 20, 2014 6:02 pm

Welcome julianzolo :cheers: :cheers:

Lenny and Carl mention that they watched a new James Bond film where James Bond is ugly, has no gadgets, is not good at shooting, doesn't say any funny quips or do any James Bond stuff.



Uh, Homer, that movie's been talked out.
We're discussing the new James Bond flick.
I like that James Bond is ugly now.
I like that he doesn't have any gadgets.
I like that he's not good at shooting, doesn't say funny quips, or do any James Bond stuff.

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Postby Dr. No » Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:31 pm

Simpsons always seems to have Bond connections. IMO that clip sums up the problems I have with NuBond.
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Postby Jamesdude » Sun Jun 22, 2014 7:47 pm

Craig does have gadgets but they are very lame compared to the other eras. Although that portable CPR thing he had in Casino Royale was kinda interesting.

"What were you expecting an exploding pen?". Basically EON's way of telling long time fans "There will be no more fancy Bond gadgets! Get used to it"
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Postby carl stromberg » Fri Jun 27, 2014 2:01 pm

Id Craig had an invisible car, watch with laser, and jetpack in Bond 24 his fans would say "it's a post-modern, gritty portrayal of modern spy gadgets". :wink:
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Re: The Simpsons attack Craig "bond" movies

Postby acid » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:22 pm

carl stromberg wrote:Id Craig had an invisible car, watch with laser, and jetpack in Bond 24 his fans would say "it's a post-modern, gritty portrayal of modern spy gadgets". :wink:


In the next film (Groundrise?), Craig opens a garage door to reveal an empty garage, steps inside and M does a double take as Craig's legs appear to wrap around a shape that isn't there.
M: Oh, well, err, I suppose that is completely inconspicuous.
Craig: Get in.
*Car splutters, backfires, blows a hole through the side of the engine and disembodied steam pours out of the invisible radiator*
Craig: This never happened to the other fella.
Craig: Well, I hope you have a car!
M: No!
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Postby Kiwichris » Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:35 am

carl stromberg wrote:Id Craig had an invisible car, watch with laser, and jetpack in Bond 24 his fans would say "it's a post-modern, gritty portrayal of modern spy gadgets". :wink:


:lol: Nailed it. The dreaded fanboys totally would!
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Postby shaken not stirred » Sat Nov 15, 2014 1:51 pm

Much as I hate the simpsons today for being utter crap I saw this episode and they had a point about bond, atleast they understand.
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Postby Problem Eliminator » Tue Nov 25, 2014 12:30 am

Jamesdude wrote:Craig does have gadgets but they are very lame compared to the other eras. Although that portable CPR thing he had in Casino Royale was kinda interesting.

"What were you expecting an exploding pen?". Basically EON's way of telling long time fans "There will be no more fancy Bond gadgets! Get used to it"

Whats funny is that the exploding pen is one of the more realistic gadgets.
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Re: The Simpsons attack Craig "bond" movies

Postby Kiwichris » Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:12 am

They have jetpacks these days too. Made in little old New Zealand too I might add.

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