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Oh, I don't know about that. In Casino Royale Craig does give a sort of Grinch-like grin when the bad guy gets blown up in the airport.

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Well... at least that's what I thought when I saw the scene. :mrgreen:
Thank god somebody else saw it that way! I got in a huge argument here once upon a time with some Craig defenders about how psychotic Craig was at the airport, I think I used the Grinch example too. IMO that one psychotic look made it clears how far off the tracks Bond had gone, no Bond would ever had made a face like that, Ian Fleming would be horrified, he initially though Connery was too crude to be Bond, and he was right Connery worked for some time to become the gentleman he was on screen.
Bond / Craig's spy in CR (the only of his movies I've seen) was a thug, in the airport before blowing up the bad guy he was prowling around in a manner that would of got him arrested, he looks like a killer, he looks like thug and that gets reactions form security at the mall forget about the airport where they are constantly patting down people the least capable of committing an act of violence. They'd pick up Craig just for good measure :lol:
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The Saint 007 wrote:
Oh, I don't know about that. In Casino Royale Craig does give a sort of Grinch-like grin when the bad guy gets blown up in the airport.

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Well... at least that's what I thought when I saw the scene. :mrgreen:
Thank god somebody else saw it that way! I got in a huge argument here once upon a time with some Craig defenders about how psychotic Craig was at the airport, I think I used the Grinch example too. IMO that one psychotic look made it clears how far off the tracks Bond had gone, no Bond would ever had made a face like that, Ian Fleming would be horrified, he initially though Connery was too crude to be Bond, and he was right Connery worked for some time to become the gentleman he was on screen.
Bond / Craig's spy in CR (the only of his movies I've seen) was a thug, in the airport before blowing up the bad guy he was prowling around in a manner that would of got him arrested, he looks like a killer, he looks like thug and that gets reactions form security at the mall forget about the airport where they are constantly patting down people the least capable of committing an act of violence. They'd pick up Craig just for good measure :lol:
My dear fella, the images below is the biggest proof you'll ever find to provide those Craig minions with.
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Nice work!!! Disney. That's where Cr-egg's mug belongs.
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I've got one along the lines of the ears on the face.. think lower down on the body,though :shock: :lol: :P
I have no time for No Time To Die :lol:
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Reminds me of Colonel Sun. LOL!
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Someone decided to change his gender? I'm not surprised. LOL!
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