Nash and Sweeney open Craig Church

Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:05 pm

Captain Nash and The Sweeney have opened a new Church of Craig:

Commander 0077 · Post by **Commander 0077** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:28 am

Tee hee

Hope this isn't considered spam

Post by **The Sweeney** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:22 am

Ok, that made me chuckle.....

stockslivevan · Post by **stockslivevan** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:59 am

Even the sculpture alone can bring fear into the hearts of men. In a good way of course.

Captain Nash · Post by **Captain Nash** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:43 am

The preaching to the sinners will begin shortly.

Repent your sins.
Repent.

First into the confessional booth is...bjmdds.

Post by **English Agent** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:48 pm

Captain Nash wrote:The preaching to the sinners will begin shortly.
Repent your sins.
Repent.

First into the confessional booth is...bjmdds.

Yeah followed by the 'Skywalker'

Commander 0077 · Post by **Commander 0077** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:05 am

Btw, what are the tenets of this new church?
And what is it called?

Captain Nash · Post by **Captain Nash** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:31 pm

This weeks sermon will be about appreciating the Bond fans who like Daniel Craig.
Yes despite the claims of fairness and all are welcome, funny how in reality it's not quite like that.

Post by **English Agent** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:21 am

[quote="Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry"]Captain Nash and The Sweeney have opened a new Church of Craig:

This 'Church of Craig'

Is it in 'Guildford'?..................i get this vision of the anti DC brigade here
driving upto the church...............and the theme tune to THE OMEN
starts playing!!!!!!!!!.......scream!

Post by **bjmdds** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:45 am

Arthur Brain wrote:
Captain Nash wrote:The preaching to the sinners will begin shortly.
Repent your sins.
Repent.

First into the confessional booth is...bjmdds.
Yeah followed by the 'Skywalker'

What should Skywalker and I repent about?

Post by **carl stromberg** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:54 am

Captain Nash wrote:This weeks sermon will be about appreciating the Bond fans who like Daniel Craig.
Yes despite the claims of fairness and all are welcome, funny how in reality it's not quite like that.

You should feel sorry for us. You love all the pre-Craig Bond films and actors - and love the new style Bond as well!

I bet you would be moaning if you really hated a new Bond.

The Bond film series has been ruined for me. This forum is a form of therapy.

Post by **English Agent** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:21 pm

carl stromberg wrote:
Captain Nash wrote:This weeks sermon will be about appreciating the Bond fans who like Daniel Craig.
Yes despite the claims of fairness and all are welcome, funny how in reality it's not quite like that.
You should feel sorry for us. You love all the pre-Craig Bond films and actors - and love the new style Bond as well!

I bet you would be moaning if you really hated a new Bond.

The Bond film series has been ruined for me. This forum is a form of therapy.

I know we rib you guys some of the time about the Bond situation......
but you are right i would be unhappy if i thought from my perspective
that say the Bond character was played by someone totally unsuitable
.......but 'Mr Stromberg' do you really feel that bad about 'Craig' as Bond,
surely like the rest of us, regardless of that fact you must be looking forward to Bond 22.

Regards EA

Post by **Skywalker** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:56 pm

Arthur Brain wrote:
Captain Nash wrote:First into the confessional booth is...bjmdds.
Yeah followed by the 'Skywalker'

I confess, that Craig is too short, ugly and Blonde. Totally wrong for Bond.

Phew.... Took some doing, but I feel so much better now.

stockslivevan · Post by **stockslivevan** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:57 pm

We are all Craig's children! Of course there are those who are influenced by the evil one known as the Brosnan. Do not sin yourself and give in to the Brosnan's evil ways!

BJ and Skywalker esspecially make the Lord very nervous! These children need our help, they need the Lord's help and mercy!:twisted:

Post by **bjmdds** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:46 am

The Lord has more important matters to attend to, like getting Jerry Springer off the airways and restoring civility to television, etc.

Commander 0077 · Post by **Commander 0077** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:12 am

Skywalker wrote:
Arthur Brain wrote:
Captain Nash wrote:First into the confessional booth is...bjmdds.
Yeah followed by the 'Skywalker'
I confess, that Craig is too short, ugly and Blonde. Totally wrong for Bond.

Phew.... Took some doing, but I feel so much better now.

Double whew

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