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Seagal Dead
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Seagal Dead
Steven Seagal has died - he had a toxic reaction to his fake tan.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/01/enter ... eagal-dead
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/01/enter ... eagal-dead
Bring back Bond!
Re: Seagal Dead
Here he was with Craig not a month ago
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Re: Seagal Dead
Bloody April fools! For a moment I thought he died on the throne like Elvis!
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"Daniel didn't have a hint of suave about him," - Patsy Palmer
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I fell for this. 
I hope he stays with us for many years to come but Seagal does not look very healthy.
I hope he stays with us for many years to come but Seagal does not look very healthy.
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I wonder if he will do Expendables 4.Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry wrote:I fell for this.
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Re: Seagal Dead
Doubt it, him and stallone have a similar aversion to each other as fat segal seems to have with salad... ( 
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Expendables doesnt need seagal, the toxicity between him and sly would kill the film, what EX4 needs is, well, It needs Peter Weller..
make it happen sly,. and for heavens sake... make sure hes carrying the OCP Auto 9 huh?
) Expendables doesnt need seagal, the toxicity between him and sly would kill the film, what EX4 needs is, well, It needs Peter Weller..
make it happen sly,. and for heavens sake... make sure hes carrying the OCP Auto 9 huh?
God Save The Queen.
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I can't stop laughing at this review, especially the third part. 
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I just went to Fat Seagal's imdb page and came across this:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000219/boar ... #213415978
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000219/boar ... #213415978
by BellyOfThePig 1 day ago (Thu Apr 18 2013 13:57:28)
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