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Daniel Craig can't park his car; his new car is a massive 4x4 - Craig is really concerned about global warming!!!


http://www.zeenews.com/znnew/articles.a ... =1&sid=ENT
The British star recently bought a 2.5-TON Cadillac Escalade that, with a measure of 16½-ft, is one of the largest 4x4s in America.

However, now that he’s bought the car, Craig is having a huge problem parking the vehicle, much to the amusement of his Hollywood neighbours.

The star has been leaving his wheels jutting out at crazy angles or bumped up on the pavement, revealed on neighbour.

“I’ve driven past it three times recently parked awkwardly — hanging off the pavement. It’s become a real talking point in Hollywood,” The Sun quoted the resident, as saying.

As to why Craig’s neighbours are having such a good time watching him struggle to park his monster of a car, well that’s because it makes him ‘human’ in the eyes of all the other men who happen to be a bit intimidated by the actor’s action man reputation.

“Daniel has a reputation as a proper action man so it is funny to think that he’s struggling to park. It appears that he’s human after all,” the neighbour said.
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carl stromberg wrote:Daniel Craig can't park his car; his new car is a massive 4x4 - Craig is really concerned about global warming!!!


http://www.zeenews.com/znnew/articles.a ... =1&sid=ENT
The British star recently bought a 2.5-TON Cadillac Escalade that, with a measure of 16½-ft, is one of the largest 4x4s in America.

However, now that he’s bought the car, Craig is having a huge problem parking the vehicle, much to the amusement of his Hollywood neighbours.

The star has been leaving his wheels jutting out at crazy angles or bumped up on the pavement, revealed on neighbour.

“I’ve driven past it three times recently parked awkwardly — hanging off the pavement. It’s become a real talking point in Hollywood,” The Sun quoted the resident, as saying.

As to why Craig’s neighbours are having such a good time watching him struggle to park his monster of a car, well that’s because it makes him ‘human’ in the eyes of all the other men who happen to be a bit intimidated by the actor’s action man reputation.

“Daniel has a reputation as a proper action man so it is funny to think that he’s struggling to park. It appears that he’s human after all,” the neighbour said.
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And to think I thought all movie stars had Garages!

Craig doesn;t even have a driveway! :shock: :lol:
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Some people thought that Daniel Craig was the world's best dressed man!
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carl stromberg wrote:Some people thought that Daniel Craig was the world's best dressed man!
And sexiest too.....
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OMG. Daniel Craig can't park his car?! He must be a terrible joke of a human being.

I heard Pierce Brosnan can't properly cook an egg. What do you make of that? I think that's just as equally relevant as Craig supposedly not being able to park a car.

That is if you guys are gullible enough to believe tabloid reports.
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Pierce Brosnan can't cook an egg? Is that true? Have you got a link Jack?
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I think it's somewhere on danielcraigisnotbond.com actually! :lol:
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OMG, the other day someone called me a boiled egg, what a coincidence :oops:
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Wow! This is all very weird! :shock:
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Not only that, but I had Denver omelettes today, double portions. :?
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