The BJMDDS General Discussion Thread......

[FormerBondFan]

It looks like John Carter is Mars Needs Moms all over again.

[Dr. No]

John Carter is a better story but it's kind of hard to make a Confederate war veteran a hero in 2012. I remember a little bit about him because the same guy wrote Tarzan.

[Alessandra]

Apparently there's Skyfall news today...

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=87943

I will leave the comments to you guys. Mine is just: OH MY GOD! And I don't mean it in a good way. GO look at those photos with Bardem, too, please. They are even trying to make Bardem look like Craig!

[FormerBondFan]

Bardem looks more like a henchman in the picture. Not only that, he looks younger than DC.

[007]

Apparently there's Skyfall news today...

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=87943

I will leave the comments to you guys. Mine is just: OH MY GOD! And I don't mean it in a good way. GO look at those photos with Bardem, too, please. They are even trying to make Bardem look like Craig!

You have to be British to get this reference but this was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw those pictures.



Craig looks like crap as usual by the way. He always seems to be covered in dust and scowling.

[Omega]

Bardem looks awful, no other word for it. Craig's fake tan and bulging forehead veins Jesus WTF.

[Alessandra]

Bardem looks awful, no other word for it. Craig's fake tan and bulging forehead veins Jesus WTF.

Exactly my thoughts.

My question is this: did they hire people with some SERIOUS WEIRD hair issues as hair stylists for this movie? Because for God's sakes, EVERY single actor photographed so far (including Naomi Harris) has AWFUL hair in this movie. WTF are they thinking dying Bardem blond??! The hair plus that uniform he looks like one of those actors from second-rate R-rated movies in a kinky scene. SERIOUSLY?!?!

And Craig looks just...

[bjmdds]

As Maverick did with call-sign Charlie when he first met her in Top Gun......................crash and burn............that's where this pile of manure is headed.......FBF, it's Henry after this or take your pick, if this nonsense is allowed to continue to Bond 24, for by then, "frankly,I just won't give a d**n." That putridly horrific jack-o-lantern http://www.4kraftykidz.com/jackolantern1.jpg sitting on top of Cr-egg's spinal column is just toooooooooooo much to look at already.

[katied]

Bardem looks really strange as a blonde.. As for making Javier look like 'ol craggy features... this *is* EON we're dealing with.

[JackWade CIA]

Bardem looks awful, no other word for it. Craig's fake tan and bulging forehead veins Jesus WTF.

Exactly my thoughts.

My question is this: did they hire people with some SERIOUS WEIRD hair issues as hair stylists for this movie? Because for God's sakes, EVERY single actor photographed so far (including Naomi Harris) has AWFUL hair in this movie. WTF are they thinking dying Bardem blond??! The hair plus that uniform he looks like one of those actors from second-rate R-rated movies in a kinky scene. SERIOUSLY?!?!

And Craig looks just...

Looks like they put Bardem's tan on Daniel Craig plus some. I think is has to be a disguise for sneaking past the authorities since the makeup on Bardem looks poorly done.

As much as I like Daniel Craig in Casino Royale in this photo he looks like the antithesis of James Bond, this is not how Bond would look in Casino Royale there was something more human to him then.

P.S. He also looks small next to the background police officers.

[Alessandra]

Bardem looks awful, no other word for it. Craig's fake tan and bulging forehead veins Jesus WTF.

Exactly my thoughts.

My question is this: did they hire people with some SERIOUS WEIRD hair issues as hair stylists for this movie? Because for God's sakes, EVERY single actor photographed so far (including Naomi Harris) has AWFUL hair in this movie. WTF are they thinking dying Bardem blond??! The hair plus that uniform he looks like one of those actors from second-rate R-rated movies in a kinky scene. SERIOUSLY?!?!

And Craig looks just...

Looks like they put Bardem's tan on Daniel Craig plus some. I think is has to be a disguise for sneaking past the authorities since the makeup on Bardem looks poorly done.

As much as I like Daniel Craig in Casino Royale in this photo he looks like the antithesis of James Bond, this is not how Bond would look in Casino Royale there was something more human to him then.

P.S. He also looks small next to the background police officers.

Well if it was a disguise, he'd be caught in no time! LOL But yeah the costume is for sure a disguise, I can't think the bad guy in the movie is a corrupt London police official (though with how dreadful they've been with this one, might as well be an option ) I tend to think that's prob his look for the movie though (the blond) and it's just awful... doubt they dyed his hair blond just for one scene. Still, who the heck had this idea?!?!? Of course they had to make Bardem look uglier, he's an attractive guy and a good actor, can't have him overshadow Mr Craig, right? Next we know, Ralph Fiennes is keeping his Lord Voldemort disguise... because you know, he looks much more like James Bond than Craig ever will.

As Maverick did with call-sign Charlie when he first met her in Top Gun......................crash and burn............that's where this pile of manure is headed.......

I'd like to have the follow-up to that one with Henry Cavill going Maverick on Slider and telling Daniel Craig "Mr (not) Bond... you stink".

[Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry]

How much longer do we have to put up with this this pasty faced poltroon playing Bond?

[bjmdds]

Once the green vegetable sours on his loins.........what is she thinking? This has John Carter written all over it, right FBF?

[shaken not stirred]

Bardem looks awful, no other word for it. Craig's fake tan and bulging forehead veins Jesus WTF.

And Craig looks just...

P.S. He also looks small next to the background police officers.

Bahahah this is classic bardem with the blonde wig and fake tan almost looks as stupid as tim curry when he dressed up a girl scout in loaded weapon (except that was intentional), what the hell is cregg doing in that pic, cregg smash enemy, cregg no like evil villains roooar (cregg tries to jump 6 foot into the air only to fall over on the ground), jesus he's starting to look more like a self parody of the guy who played the t1000 now, why so bloody serious batm er I mean bond .

Babs: yes, this is it yeah that face, you see bond is angry, it conveys a sense of of anger and emotion.

No it conveys a sense of bs and it smells heavily maybe we they should change the name of this film to styfall (because everything they're showing and saying is turning out to smell just like it), this scene almost looks as bad as bond beating up the evil guy in drag in diamonds are forever.

[James]

How much longer do we have to put up with this this pasty faced poltroon playing Bond?

For about another ten years if Barbara has anything to do with it.

[FormerBondFan]

This has John Carter written all over it, right FBF?

If we're talking about Bond 23 being underperformed both CR's and QOS's respective grosses (especially here in the US), then yes.

[Alessandra]

Time for some more (unintended, sadly) comic relief.

Photos of ours (NOT) truly on set in Surrey. But the comic relief is provided by two things A)It's just jared having the photos and B)they say the photos are on set and he is outside the villlain's lair, that reportedly is called "SKYFALL LODGE". Bahahahah is this a joke??

http://www.justjared.com/2012/03/13/dan ... in-surrey/

As you can see, the Craigster has the usual constipated/pouty expression that James Bond never had until he arrived.

[The Sweeney]

You have to be British to get this reference but this was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw those pictures.



Craig looks like crap as usual by the way. He always seems to be covered in dust and scowling.

[bjmdds]

This film is shaping up to be a disgrace. Even Sweeney senses it.

[bjmdds]

Time for some more (unintended, sadly) comic relief.

Photos of ours (NOT) truly on set in Surrey. But the comic relief is provided by two things A)It's just jared having the photos and B)they say the photos are on set and he is outside the villlain's lair, that reportedly is called "SKYFALL LODGE". Bahahahah is this a joke??

http://www.justjared.com/2012/03/13/dan ... in-surrey/

As you can see, the Craigster has the usual constipated/pouty expression that James Bond never had until he arrived.

Is that a porno lodge for swingers or the name of Bond's barber shop in the film?